Girl Grabbers from Venus

My first movie sale, inspired by a late-night viewing of the immortal “Mars Needs Women”, is the story of three Venusians on a quset to save their female-less planet by kidnapping three Earth women. (Why Earth?  “Women are more promiscuous as they get closer to the Sun.”)

In this excerpt, a planet-wide contest has been held to choose an ordinary Venusian to accompany Larry, a ruthless warrior, and Harry, a scientist. Jerry, a lowly scud-scrubber (don’t ask) wins by “seducing” Venus’s obese leader and is made commander, infuriating Larry…

 


Girl Grabbers From Venus (excerpt)

 

The script almost got made: Chevy Chase agreed to star, a director was chosen…  Then, well, “Earth Girls Are Easy” with Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey and Damon Wayons. Fun flick. (sniff)