Sketches

Although my only sketch employment has been a brief guest writer stint
on “Saturday Night Live”, I’ve written a few and present three herewith.

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“RESTAURANT” was an early piece that got me hired for “Mork and Mindy”. Later, my manager Buddy Morra got me on SNL just to see “Restaurant” pro- duced but it proved too challenging to stage (the horse didn’t help). Read it here.

 

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“PAMELA’S BREASTS” was written for Pamela Stephenson at SNL in 1984, but not produced; 16 years later, a similar bit aired with Britney Spears. Read it here.

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Pamela as Cyndi Lauper presents the concise biography of a renowned Welsh poet to the tune of “She Bop”:

Dyl-an / Dylan Thomas
Dyl-an / Dylan Thomas
Dyl-an / Dylan Thomas
H
e drank.

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“THE STRAIGHT GUY” is, y’know, just something I like. Read it here.